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Everyone Shared Their Best ‘Tequila Stories’ And It’s True, Tequila Makes People Do Some Strange Things

I’m unabashedly a huge fan of tequila. I don’t drink tequila as frequently as I do other spirits, but it’s most certainly in my top 3 with bourbon and scotch.

Just like the people below who all drank tequila and went on to live out crazy nights I’ve had my fair share of tequila-fueled debauchery over the years, and if you’re lucky I’ll share my most embarrassing tequila story at the end of this article (it’s pretty good, I promise).

Below are people’s best tequila stories from an AskReddit thread, with everyone sharing the craziest things that happened under the influence of tequila:

abinitio86:
I was drinking with some buddies and one of them bet me $20 I couldn’t chug the 1/2 bottle of Jose we had left. Between being drunk and a dumb, young guy I showed no hesitation and chugged it. Immediately afterwards I threw up and the Ramen noodles I had eaten earlier were dangling from my mouth like tentacles. At this point I looked up and exclaimed, “I look like a motherfucking jellyfish, guys!” Bad move considering I was in the Army at the time, the jellyfish nickname stuck around for awhile.

Stronger_Raven:
I don’t remember and haven’t heard about it yet.

rupesmanuva:
Got blackout drunk in our student union, woke up the next day thinking I’d just walked home. Six months later, someone messages me to check out a stranger’s fb album from that night, and there I am, unconscious but still upright, in the middle of the dancefloor. People are posing with me, girls grinding on me, someone put a hat on me at one point… And apparently my unconscious tequila name is “bruce”

mickle66666:
When I was a freshman in college I was the one guy in my gang of friends who stayed in town to goto college, so I was pretty lonely my first semester. I went to a community college, so there were all sorts of interesting older people there. Anyways, I was friends with a classmate and we went over to her friend’s house, this guy named Myron. He was a veteran of both iraq wars.
Anyways long story short Myron got so wasted off of tequila he wound up pulling out a sword he claimed he recovered from one of Saddam’s palaces and drove it deep into his leg to prove how sharp it was. He was so wasted that even right up until the ambulance arrived he was walking around his living room talking about how f*king amazing Staind was. I don’t think I ever saw him around after that. God bless you Myron, you taught a naive 18-year-old a mighty valuable lesson about the power of tequila.

AHoddy:
Got into a drinking contest with a rugby player at university. I chose tequila as our poison. Rules were a shot a minute (with lemon and salt) until one of us quit or died.
16 shots in 10 minutes were consumed by both sides before we called it a draw. He then promptly exited the building, fell over and broke his jaw on the kerb whilst I staggered off and fell unconscious in a public toilet for 4 hours.
Tequila: not even once (any more!)

WhatWhenWhyWhere:
I woke up on the bathroom floor at a random persons apartment in with my shoes off, jeans pulled halfway down a blanket over me. Don’t recall the rest but it seems I passed out while pooping maybe. When I walked out in the kitchen there were rubber gloves, scrubbing bubbles and a note that said BATHTUB. It was full of puke which I couldn’t remember getting sick at all but I cleaned it anyway. It was the least I could do for whoever gave me the blanket!

Everyone Shared Their Best ‘Tequila Stories’ And It’s True, Tequila Makes People Do Some Strange Things

Everyone Shared Their Best ‘Tequila Stories’ And It’s True, Tequila Makes People Do Some Strange Things

 


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